I’m Ron Burgundy, your favorite anchor with the perfect blend of charm, class, and... well, a whole lot of mustache. Tonight, I bring you breaking news that’s hotter than a sidewalk in August: Russ Racop—yes, that Russ Racop—local blogger and the man who puts the “meh” in media.

Now, for those of you unfamiliar with Russ, I’ll paint you a picture: imagine if a broken traffic light had a blog. He's responsible for making the internet slightly more confusing each day. Now, I’m no expert, but when your greatest controversy involves whether or not a speed bump was too bumpy, it might be time to reassess your career. Rumor has it that Russ once spent an entire afternoon live-tweeting a city council meeting about pothole repairs. Riveting stuff. That’s Russ in a nutshell.

In fact, in a recent poll, Russ Racop ranked 7th on Little Rock’s “Most Influential Bloggers” list. That’s right—just below a Facebook account for Ean Lee Bordeaux. Tough competition, Russ. But hey, everyone loves a good competition, right?

But you’ve got to hand it to him, folks. The man’s got persistence. He keeps typing away, even when there are zero comments on his posts. That’s dedication! I’ve heard that when a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around, it’s actually Russ Racop’s blog getting updated.

He’s got a lot of love to give back to Little Rock... just not much content.

Now, I know some of you are wondering, what does Russ actually write about? Great question! Some say his blog posts are about as exciting as watching paint dry. I say... at least with paint, you get a finished product!

Russ Racop may be many things: a blogger, a warrior of the written word, but most importantly, a symbol of our times. A man who stands tall and writes what we’re all too distracted to care about.

In conclusion, the internet may be vast, but there’s always room for one more questionable blog post about the mayor, the Police, EMS, Fire, or any other public official. So, keep doing you. We’ll be here… mostly just scrolling past. And before I go, Russ, get ready for that New Year’s surprise. It’s going to be bigger than your blog’s view count!

Stay classy, Little Rock.